Monday, June 06, 2005

Ducks are saved, tree is not


Ducks in the road
Suburban Lesbian
Our writer witnesses the rescue of a duck family.
Movement on the highway median catches my eye. I see a family. A family of ducks! Mommy and six little babies. “Oh! Baby ducks! How cute!” are my first thoughts. Then I think, “Holy shit what are those ducks doing in the middle of the road during rush hour?” I cringe. My mind races through possible outcomes. None of them are good.

Do I know you?
All about trey
An unusual encounter at a 20th high school reunion. A woman comes up to Trey and asks: “Do I know you?” We pick up the report:

"No, I don't think I know you. I don't think we had any classes together." I replied.

"Fine, then get out of my way, I want to find people I know." She said as she bumped into me slightly as she worked her way to the next group of people.

Ah yes reunions. Aren't they a blast?

Tree returns
Failed Southern Lady
Could you keep from laughing if you were stuck behind this shopper?
People, do not try to return dead trees to Lowe's. All of us stuck in line behind you know you left those things in your garage for 2 weeks with no light or water. And now you want your money back…
Saturday night
Grateful Dating
DC is home to many analysts laboring in government agencies attempting to connect the dots on everything from weapons of mass destruction to federal spending. This writer is a dating analyst, but her report ends inconclusively.

I liked this guy, but I wasn't getting a vibe from him. He had sad eyes and listened to my stories but he didn't talk much. I said, "You just don't seem interested."

"You need to get over your self-hatred problem."

Also noted:

Best. Lunch. EVAH” a report about lunch in the French Embassy by Her Ladyship.

Considering the heat, this Soy frozen desert recommendation has perfect timing: “
I can’t believe it’s not ice cream,” by The Tiffiny Blog.

Frozen Tropics photo of 13th & Wylie at Night. One comment on this moody shot: “You are brave kiddo! Please be careful.” The response: “We’re talking Wylie, not Queen. Wylie is a lot safer than it is used to be. To be honest, it’s looking pretty good these days.”

Photo: The view from the Georgetown Starbucks on M, Sunday noon

 

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